Its been announced!!!
The United State Space Force….
Let that sink in…The day I heard I signed up! Yes Sir! I heard they were giving away free blaster pistols like Han Solo’s if you signed up early, but I didnt get the pistol… I havent seen any aliens while on duty. but I do have my Nyrdgasm “My Other Shirt is a Spacesuit” t-shirt and somehow that is just as good.